• 1:09 AM: Even I'd fuck me.
• 12:29 AM: The social retard stoops to a new level...syndicating other people's really funny work.
• 12:38 AM: Cigarettes are bad for you.
• 8:51 PM: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
• 7:28 PM: I rented "Gigli" today
• 4:19 PM: Sifting through Adam Dekich's Laundry...
• 9:01 AM: ATTENTION
• 10:20 PM: ...It's the least you can do. literally.
• 7:54 PM: I've never met a Caroline that I didn't like.
• 5:14 PM: I've been thinking about becoming black.
• 11:46 PM: It's that time of month again...journalism time!
• 11:27 PM: Everybody's talkin bout the stormy weather...
• 11:31 PM:
• 11:08 PM: "Hey, I'll trade you this 'Good Charlotte' razorblade for that 'Simple Plan' tote bag."
• 10:23 PM: I quit.
• 10:16 PM: the you're not an aeroplane mix
• 8:30 PM: Fun with people.
• 2:10 PM: Being sick is awesome.
• 12:44 PM: I win every argument/solve every problem you can think of in this post.
• 10:09 AM: But..I...I thought it was just a movi---AHhhh!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!

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