9:13 AM: I'm a cyber-thief

Since Razdow's celebrity deathmatch-esque fight idea is pure genius, I've decided to steal the idea, without their permission.

With one twist: It will involve people from AHS. Noone enjoys making fun of people more than me, as you are well aware of, and I think this could be a fun 2-3 times a week thing.

Eventually, I will fight Razdow and, of course, be victorious.