9:09 AM: I'd totally eat a dolphin if I had the time.

5 reasons your life really really sucks, no matter what Richard says:

1. You attend high school daily. In Alabama. And your governer just proposed more educational funding cuts.
2. You like m.o.e. (had to get one last shot in...geez, the backlash from my comments about them has been overwhelming)
3. You're probably ugly.
4. You're not Matt Lesko

5. You're probably in class right now, while i'm in library aide wasting my time (and yours) with stupid blog posts.