11:15 PM: Why you should go to homecoming with me.

Because I need a date, i have like $12 with YOUR name in it, I always have 2 CIGS lyin around, if you need a fix, and I don't enjoy ass dancing.

And I'm totally going Miami Vice this year.

Come on ladies, contact me if you want to go, I'm not desperate, I've just lowered my standards enough to accommadate you.

I could be the cancer to your warren zevon...