10:01 PM: Wearing hippie clothes makes you a hippie.




Proof that sporting a bandana makes you cool:

A fake conversation i'm having with madison in my head right now:

Madison: Hey man! *high fives me, even though we're on a subway* Did you get the new String Cheese Album?

Me: No.

Madison: Me neither...buying those 2 string cheese incident shirts and that badass bandana really cleaned me out...what do they sound like?

Me: Die.

Madison: Ok. Come on dex, time to find adam. Maybe he has a gun.

*Madison and Co. Exit Subway, begin 1,200 mile walk from Boston, Massachusetts to Bowden Park*