11:26 PM: *Shifts to Korn/Nu Metal Gear: "ya'll want an update, say suck that! suck that! suck thattttttttt!

good god, korn sucks. anywho, since I don't have the mental capacity to think of any original ideas at the moment, here's one of those pre-teen friendly 'quizzies'

01. Fallen for your best friend?: yes.
02. Made out with JUST a friend?: yes.
03. Been rejected?: yup
04. Been in love?: no
05. Been in lust?: of course
06. Used someone?: of course
07. Been used?: yes
08. Cheated on someone?: no
09. Been cheated on?: not that I know of
10. Been kissed?: yes
11. Done something you regret?: of course, everybody has, and if you say you didn't, then you're an idiot.

Do you...

22. Color your hair?: no
23. Have tattoos?: no
24. Piercings?: no
25. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?: no
26. Floss daily?: of course not. flossing is for jewish bankers, dentists, and my mom.
27. Own a webcam?: no
28. Ever get off the damn computer?: for school and sleep
29. Sprechen sie deutsche?: no
30. Habla espanol?: kind of

Have you/do you/do you have...

40. Considered a life of crime? up until about 2 months ago
41. Considered being a hooker?: no
42. Considered being a pimp?: nah
43. Are you psycho?: literally? no: no
44. Split personalities?: no
45. Schizophrenic?: i wouldn't know, stupid.
46. Obsessive?: at times
47. Obsessive compulsive?: more than anyone should ever be. just eat a meal with me, and you'll see...YOU'LL SEE.
48. Panic?: all the time
49. Anxiety?: just as much as the next
50. Depressed?: yeah
51. Suicidal?: no. life is too fun.
52. Obsessed with hate?: no
53. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore?: no
54. Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them?: not particularly
56. What would you be doing?: freak
58. What are you listening to?: nirvana-jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
59. Can you do anything freakish with your body?: nothing special
60. Chicken or fish?: fish
61. Do you have a favorite animal?: turtle

Food: shrimp alfredo
Drink: tea
Colour: blue/green/pink
Shoes: sandals from target
Candy: i don't really know
TV Show: Arrested Development (on fox on sunday's at 8:30 EST! don't miss it!), south park, chapelle's show
Movie(s): the royal tenenbaums, magnolia, american beauty, and the star wars trilogy
Vegetable: potato
Fruit: grapes


Understanding: i think so
Arrogant: of course
Insecure: yes.
Interesting: i hope
Hungry: always
Friendly: not friendly enough
Smart: yes
Moody: yes, around certain people
Childish: isn't every teenager?
Independent: not as much as i claim to be
Hard working: not at all
Organized: no
Healthy: no, i should be though.
Emotionally stable: kind of
Shy: again, it depends on the person
Difficult: no i'm really flexible
Attractive: that's completely objective
Bored Easily: yes
Thirsty: yes
Responsible: god no.
Sad: yes
Happy: of course.
Trusting: overly.
Talkative: sure
Different: not on purpose
Unique: that's just another word for different, stupid
Lonely: not really


Righty or lefty?:lefty
How do you describe yourself?: human
What's your sign?:aquarius
Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?: no

On Friends...

Best Friend(s): stupid question
Friend(s) you go to for advice?: mark, jay, chandler, renee, trent, viviana, richard, rollie. probably too many people, but i have some very trustworthy friends.
Friend(s) you have the most fun with?: see above, plus the regular birdman crew and a few others.
Friend(s) you've dreamt about?: every last one of them
Friend(s) your tell secrets to?: mark, renee, richard, mark, jay, chandler, rollie, trent

On Dating...
Tall or short?: who fucking cares.
Dark or light eyes?: light
Hat or no hat?: no hat
Pierced or no?: ears? sure. anything else? not really, no.
Freckles or none?: eh, maybe some, but it can be a little much.
All American, homey G, or grunge?: i'm not even answering this question.
Accent or American?: i don't care

On preferences...

Chocolate milk or hot chocolate?: hot chocolate
McDonalds or Burger King?: starvation
Marry the perfect lover or the perfect friend?: perfect friend i guess
Sweet or sour?: sour.
Root Beer or Dr. Pepper?: soda is for tools and tools alone. and fatties
Sappy/action/comedy/horror?: comedy
Cats or dogs?: dogs
Ocean or Pool?: ocean.. so vast, so beautiful.
Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese?: the original dorito flavors both suck
Mud or Jell-O wrestling?: jell-o wrestling would be ridiculously awesome. i'll go with that.
With or without ice-cubes?: without
Shine or rain?: SHINE. overcast weather makeseveryone feel terrible
Winter/Summer/Fall/Spring?: summer, babe.
Vanilla or Chocolate?: i prefer the swirl
Snowboarding or skiing? i'm horrible at both.
Cake or cookies?: cookies
Cereal or toast?: toast
Eyes open or closed? open
Fly or breathe under water?: hmm fly
Bunk-bed or waterbed?: waterbed.
Chewing gum or hard candy?: neither.
Motor boat or sailboat?: motorboat, less work.
Lights on or off?: dim light
What's your favorite...

Number?: 8
Holiday?: christmas
Radio station?: WEGL 91.1
Place?: i really liked cape cod when i was there, so yeah. cape cod, mass.

this is the end.