10:34 PM: You have the worst life ever.

After talking to a certain friend at AHS about bad luck (Miles Bugg), he gave me this little anecdote. sorry, but your life truly does suck. oh, the horrible, horrible hilarity.

"Mom wanted to get more excercice out of me so she enrolled me into tenies. But becuse it was PGA and she was cheap i had to goto retarded classes. now i was like 7 years old so i did not know this untel now. Soon one thing after anouther i find my self in the specal oylimpics. Im not retarded just my mom is a cheapskate."

(sorry for all the typos, but i wanted to leave the original quote intact.