11:19 PM: 'Cower in fear, in your favorite sweater'

Probably my favorite time of the school day at AHS is the 30 minutes or so after school before I actually go home. After school, I see many people, ranging from everyone's favorite Irish kid, Conor, to the leader of the band catholics himself, Mike Ryan. Though many people hang out in the band parking lot everyday after school, most people are gone by 3:25. The hardcore parking lot crew, however, stays much longer.

Meet the 5 hardcore after school parking lot loiterers, who will now be known only as The Ownage Brothers:

Descriptions and powers of The Ownage Bros. coming tomorrow...until then, feel free to debate the possible sexual deviancy that comes along with wearing a pink leotard to work everyday...