1:15 AM: The story of uzi and harold.

Harold: Uzi, you suck

Uzi: No, you suck *hahaha*

Harold: Uzi, you're laughing because you looked down when you were taking a piss, not because you're funny.

Uzi: Like fuck I am!

Harold: You think I'm joking? I dressed your penis up like a clown when you fell asleep last night. go check for yourself.

Uzi: *checks* you bastard...

Harold: I hate you die.

Uzi: *dies*

Harold: *laughs at Uzi's erect clown penis* BWAHAHAHAHA!

part 2: the bi-curious attack of the narc elves biker game.

coming in the next 2 weeks, hopefully.