11:44 PM: Dentist the Menace

I never feel less alive than I do at the dentist’s office. The grotesque, clinical machinery, the pictures of gingivitused smiles pasted all over the walls, the tepid conversation between patient and provider - it all just seems so calculated, devoid of human emotion. Why would anyone choose to come here twice a year? Where do the dentists come from? Who’s fucking these secretaries?

(I don't like going to the dentist's office, is the point)