9:43 PM: Cutting the Cake, CT style

Six stabbed at 1-Year Old's Birthday Party

...in Connecticut (bonus points, they were Mexican).

Some of the better quotes, for those of you who don't want to read the whole article:

- Six people were stabbed early Sunday during a melee at a 1-year-old's birthday party, police said.

- It apparently started when a downstairs neighbor went upstairs to complain about the noise.

- Most spoke only Spanish, adding to the chaos.

- Officers said they found a knife hidden under the child's birthday cake.

- Police detained so many people that they ran out of regular handcuffs. Then they ran out of temporary flexible restraining devices and had to call for more.

- Sgt. Ed Perkins said that as he arrived he saw one person in the road beating another person with a chair.

¡Dios Mio! ¡La Humanidad!