1:39 AM: 267 Reasons Not to Vote for George W. Bush

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148-247 (Thanks, Mr. Jones)
248: Because W. is a devout Christian who believes that nearly half of U.S. citizens are going to burn in hell for eternity after they die.
249-258
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260: Rush Limbaugh
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263 (terrorism=the new communism)
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265: Because Rupert Murdoch is a douche and (266) a liar
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