1:56 AM: Guinness' Most Hilarious World Records

The Guinness Online Database of World Records has provided a nice summary of all the world records George W. Bush has broken while in office. I bet his dick feels bigger now! Way to take up for dad!

...and look! There's even a link you can click on if you just happen to break the record for most individuals killed in a terrorist act! Here that Dub? A few more dead Iraqi women and children, and you've got yourself a world record.