9:47 PM: Scene 19: Garrett Don't Sodomize

By: Richard Patterson
Guest Contributor

The scene opens with Spoonjunt and Bridget making violent love on the front steps of a church. Spoonjunt is completely naked save his velvet "work boots." Bridget is still clad in the jacket she borrowed from her father. As Bridget nears climax, she begins to scream "Oh yes! You're a fucking grizzly!" repeatedly. While Bridget verbalizes her sexual ecstasy, Mathias squeaks up in his wheelchair and strikes up a conversation with the sexually engaged Spoonjunt.

Mathias - "Tired?"
Spoonjunt - "Like never before."
Mathias - "Tis no wonder, you have been up for many an hour."
Spoonjunt - "Indeed my friend. The latest job was not one for the birds, and by birds I mean those damned Haitians."
Mathias - "Hahee!"

Mathias' burst of laughter is followed by a lengthy coughing spell during which his dark glasses fall off, exposing his blind, dead eyes. Spoonjunt continues his coitus.

Mathias - (excitedly, while attempting to remove a pistol that is taped to his inner thigh) "Oh my lad, this case is closed!"

Spoonjunt totally disregards his wheelchair-bound potential messenger of death and continues with his sex. Mathias is staring down, gnawing on the firearm which he has just taken from his loins, attempting to remove the hair-covered duct tape.

Mathias - (mumbling to himself) "It has to be clean, immaculate. Garrett is no jester of fools."

Having removed all of the tape, Mathias raises the pistol and holds it no less than three feet from Spoonjunt's head. Neither Spoonjunt nor his lover take notice.

Bridget - "In the ass you beast!"

Spoonjunt tosses his carnal companion onto her stomach, placing her between him and Mathias. Hearing this movement, Mathias pulls the trigger before Spoonjunt can even insert himself. Bridget's head erupts, covering Spoonjunt in brain matter. Spoonjunt slowly stands up and walks away; naked, covered in blood, retaining a sizeable erection.