12:58 AM: The first post of the new year!
The new year is finally here!What are your resolutions?
I have a couple:
1. Watch at least 75% more Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
2. Figure out what happened to his infamous (or infunkmous?) sidekick DJ Jazzy Jeff.
3. Figure out why parents just don't understand.
4. Get this guy:
and this guy:
In a fight to see which one of them is, in fact, the most awesome person alive.
5. Try to figure out how this is art:
6. At some point, eat this (or the equivalent to this) platter of fried chicken:
7. Don't have any more fun chats with anyone who wears one of these:
8. Don't kill anything.
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