12:58 AM: The first post of the new year!

The new year is finally here!

What are your resolutions?

I have a couple:

1. Watch at least 75% more Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

2. Figure out what happened to his infamous (or infunkmous?) sidekick DJ Jazzy Jeff.

3. Figure out why parents just don't understand.

4. Get this guy:

and this guy:

In a fight to see which one of them is, in fact, the most awesome person alive.

5. Try to figure out how this is art:

6. At some point, eat this (or the equivalent to this) platter of fried chicken:

7. Don't have any more fun chats with anyone who wears one of these:

8. Don't kill anything.